#archibald

So a young boy in China is asked a question by his teacher... ""Do you know where the Empire State Building in New York is?"" The child answers, ""No I don't."" The teacher grows quite frantic, ""You're gonna have to go to the principals for this. So, as the child is in the office the principal asks him why he is there, ""I was sent by my teachers because I didn't know where the Empire State Building in New York is."" The principal gets scared and says, ""You need to go to court for this."" So, …

Archibal Assoulshot's first day at school This is a verbal joke, best told/read out loud. It's Archibald Assoulshot's first day of school. The teacher says: ""Now class, I want you all to welcome Archibald to the class. Archibald, will you stand up, say your name for the class, and spell it?"" Archibald stands up and says ""Yes ma'am I can do that. Archibald Assoulshot, A-r-c-h-i-b-a-l-d A-s-s-o-u-l-s-h-o-t"" The teacher says ""Very good, Archibald! But that's not how we spell our name here. Wil…

Archibald song Anyone heard the Archibald song? Archibald bald bald king of the Jews Jews Jews Sold his wife wife wife for a pair of shoes shoes shoes When the shoes shoes shoes began to wear wear wear Archibald bald bald began to swear swear swear When the swear swear swear began to stop stop stop Archibald bald bald bought a shop shop shop When the shop shop shop began to sell sell Archibald bald bald fell down a well well well