Ed and Tom's Butcher Shop There were once two brothers, Ed and Tom. They owned a butcher shop together, with Tom in the front on the register and Ed in the back chopping meat. One fine day, Ed is chopping meat in the back when he chops his finger right off. Ed screams: ""AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH"" And Tom comes running in. Now Tom, he's a real stand up guy, A real quick thinker, so he wraps up the finger in a plastic bag, takes it to the doctor, and the doctor sews it back on. Abou…