David & Michael were lost in a desert, dying of thirst and hunger when they saw a mosque. David: ""Michael, let's pretend we are Muslims. Otherwise, we will not get any food or water. I will be Ahmed."" Michael refused to change his name. The both reached the mosque and the Imam received them well and asked their names. David: ""My name is Ahmed."" Michael: ""My name is Michael."" The Imam turned to his helpers and said: ""Please bring food and water for Michael."" Then he turned to David an…