Woman at funeral of 3rd husband... Was asked how her first husband died? She said ""He ate some poison mushrooms."" When asked how the second husband died? She sobbed ""He too at some poison mushrooms."" This begged the question how her 3rd husband died ? She exclaimed ""He died from a blow to the back of the head."" ""What happened?"" they asked. ""He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."" She said.