If you want to keep a secret from me, write it and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation.
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If you want to keep a secret from me, write it and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation.
[Lions watching a romantic comedy about humans] Why doesn't he simply mount her with no apparent warning?
Sometimes I think we're all going to be okay. Other times I read Yahoo Answers.
At my funeral I want a dozen doves recaptured.
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.
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