In California, there's just "pot" at the end of the rainbow.

Told my boss the salary I want when I move to California. Him: so you want the moon and all the stars too? Me: and Saturn.

If Oedipus was alive today he would've killed his mother for nagging and moved to California and married his father.

Flash floods in Arizona last night. We nominate California and Texas. #ALSIceBucketChallenge