As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"

After six years of being responsible, I finally went and lost my phone last night. I'm currently using Twitter from the web. LIKE A CAVEMAN.

I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.

"I forgot my phone, so what do u want to talk about?" ... *knocks on stall wall* "Hello? Can u hear me?" ... "I like your shoes...Hello?" ..