Shout out to whoever scheduled Valentine's candy to show up just as we're all giving up on New Year resolutions.
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Shout out to whoever scheduled Valentine's candy to show up just as we're all giving up on New Year resolutions.
Sometimes I think we're all going to be okay. Other times I read Yahoo Answers.
At my funeral I want a dozen doves recaptured.
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.
'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail.
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