George Clooney looks that way because when he was a kid he kept making handsome faces and it stuck that way. No, don't stare.

George Clooney and Brad Pitt fall in love and rob casinos together. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

I hope George Clooney dumps his wife so he and Brad Pitt can finally be happy together.

They say people and their pets start to look alike, which is why George Clooney is now tied to a tree in my backyard.