"I forgot my phone, so what do u want to talk about?" ... *knocks on stall wall* "Hello? Can u hear me?" ... "I like your shoes...Hello?" ..

You can never really be alone... Except if you don't have a smart phone.

Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*

"No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 18. "No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 28.