ME: My New Year's resolution is to eat less WIFE: Good! ME: (very, very quietly) ...vegetables.#Marriage#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 Share
My wife just sent me a text " I just bought you the best Christmas present! xox :)" .....I hope she misspelled Xbox#Marriage#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
To all newly married guys..... If you screw up Valentine's Day, you'll be celebrating Palm Sunday for a long time.#Valentines#Marriage#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
*gives ex wife's next door neighbour a drum kit for Christmas*#Marriage#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
An enterprising divorce lawyer would set up a booth on a Sunday at a cut-your-own Christmas tree farm.#Marriage#Holiday#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →