*Lowers thermostat* *Dad puts it back* *Lowers thermostat again* *Dad puts it back again* The real Cold War#Military#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 Share
Apparently, "he's an army officer" isn't the correct response to "who's your daddy".#Military#Parents#Police#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
My mother talks into the phone like a combat soldier calling in air support.#Technology#Military#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
General Lee didn't have kids? A parent Lee not.#General Lee#Lee#Military#Parents+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
My dad fought in World War II. I just received an email confirming my order of a maroon cardigan sweater.#Military#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →