How do you know you are at r/jokes? The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

*donates body to science* Science: "I have a boyfriend"

(Standing next to pool with a golf club and horse) Friends: Are you sure you've played water polo before?

Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer