My boss just asked if I'm illiterate, which is offensive because I know exactly who my father is.#Work#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 Share
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
A cash bar on parent / teacher interview nights would be a great fundraiser for schools.#Work#Parents#Teacher#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
How many push-ups is too many when meeting your girlfriend's dad for the first time?#Ups#Dating#Work#Parents+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
4-year-old: Can you do what you want at work? Me: No, I have to listen to my boss. 4: Mom is at your work?#Work#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →