[Being murdered at Walmart] Please will you dump my dead body at Target people can't know I shopped here#Walmart#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 Share
Kmart always smells like if Walmart was found dead in its apartment after three days.#Kmart#Walmart#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Lost my first follower today. Funeral is Tuesday. Will be live tweeting. It's what he would have wanted.#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog#Animals#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →