Jesus Christ! I forgot to buy dog food last night and now my dogs are playing a Sarah McLachlan album and googling humane society.

Is there anyone besides Jesus Christ who has the privilege of having his name double as a swear?

Jesus Christ. They stole your tweet. Not your first born son.

[cops knock on my door] "Sir?" "Nobody's home." "Who said that then?" "My dog." "Jesus Christ, well do u know when Mr Hughes will be back?"