[cops knock on my door] "Sir?" "Nobody's home." "Who said that then?" "My dog." "Jesus Christ, well do u know when Mr Hughes will be back?"
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[cops knock on my door] "Sir?" "Nobody's home." "Who said that then?" "My dog." "Jesus Christ, well do u know when Mr Hughes will be back?"
Is there anyone besides Jesus Christ who has the privilege of having his name double as a swear?
Jesus Christ. They stole your tweet. Not your first born son.
When I'm backing out of a parking spot I like to just close my eyes and gun it because anythings possible through Jesus Christ
ME: Jesus Christ, this is the slowest train I've ever travelled on BRIDE: Someone please get this prick off my dress
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