A Mafia Don hires a deaf accountant. He was pleased with himself for coming up with the idea; if the man could not hear, he would not be able to testify against the Don about what was said amongst him and his capos. One day, after several months of working near this man, he notices the accountant acting nervous and fidgety. Suddenly wary, the Don decides to take a look at his books to see if any funny business is afoot. After poring over the material, he realizes that there is about 10 million d…

The Kind Lawyer One day a very rich lawyer was going in his Limousine car when he saw two men along the road who were eating grass. he was shocked to see the sight and ordered his driver to stop and he got out to see that what is going on. He asked one of the men that why they were eating grass ""We are very poor and can't afford food,"" the poor man replied. ""We have to eat grass."" ""Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you"",the lawyer said. ""But sir, I have a wife and…

Lawyer with a Heart One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, 'Why are you eating grass?' 'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied. 'We have to eat grass.' 'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you,' the lawyer said. 'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.' 'Bri…

A lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, ""Why are you eating grass?"" ""We don't have any money for food,"" the poor man replied. ""We have to eat grass."" ""Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you,"" the lawyer said. ""But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there under that tree."" ""Bring them along,"" the la…