DAD: I want a steak. HER: Eat this chicken instead. It's healthy. DAD: No it isn't. It's dead.#Animals#Parents#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 Share
Accidentally played dad instead of dead when I encountered a bear and now it can ride a bike without training wheels.#Animals#Parents#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Why did simbas father die in lion king? Because he couldn't Mufasa.#Animals#Parents#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Accidently played dad instead of dead when I encountered a bear. Now it can ride a bike without training wheels.#Animals#Parents#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog#Animals#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →