A doctor and a lawyer collide in traffic During the afternoon commute, a doctor and a lawyer collide, and go hurtling off the road into the ditch. Both emerge unhurt but badly shaken up. The lawyer says, ""Are you okay?"" The badly rattled doctor replies, ""Yes, I think so. I'm a doctor & I can tell nothing's broken."" The lawyer pulls out a hip flask and offers it to the doctor. ""You look like death warmed over; have a swig of this to steady your nerves."" ""Thanks,"" says the doctor, who …

Why the chicken cross the road? It all started when his family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room murdered his wife and three children and somehow managed to evade police.. Months after this incident,…

Man needs a new left eye. He goes to the doctor who tells him that with the miracle of modern science, as soon as there's a donor eye available similar to his current eye colour, he'll be able to get a transplant to replace his current glass eye. A few months go by and no news from the doctor, but as luck would have it, the man is driving down the road late at night when he sees a bike is smashed up by the side of the road. Pulling over quickly he sees that the biker is definitely deceased, but …

Two soldiers.. ..came across a dead animal and an argument began. One soldier said it was a donkey, the other claimed it to be a mule. An officer happened by and they asked him to settle it. He said stiffly, ""It's an ass; Now dig a hole and bury it!"" As they were digging and grumbling, a pretty, little nurse walked by and asked sweetly, ""What are you boys digging? A fox hole?"" The soldiers grinned and dryly answered, ""nope.""