Hill and Don go to a bakery... Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump go to a bakery. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in

Did you hear Trump's children will be outside security advisors? Trump Don-un and Trump Don-il will serve our country well.

What do you call a giant elephant mafia boss that owns slaves? Masta-Don.

Beware of bacon... (read in a Mexican accent) Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down an