What's the difference between Saint Patrick's day and Martin Luther King day? Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Paddy's. Edit- Paddy's not patty's

There's these two Irish guys... And it's St. Patty's Day, so the two are getting blasted. In their drunken stupor, they strike up a conversation. The first Iris

Irish I could say I came up with these St. Patty's Day jokes What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? -A rash of good luck. Why wasn't

I almost forgot to wish a happy St. Patty's day to... ...Barack O'Bama Got this from Neil deGrasse Tyson's Twitter.