Remember to horrify your friends and family by testing out your tweets on Facebook today

"Smoking breaks" at work should be deducted from annually leave. We all have addictions, you don't see me leave a meeting to fry plantain

Just got my Facebook account suspended for reading a full article before I shared it.

Fired from my court room sketch artist job, for putting thought bubbles on people's heads saying "The court room sketch artist is so hunky."