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Why is American Airlines the best airlines company? Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.

In honor of Christopher Columbus... In honor of Christopher Columbus, I've just travel aboard the Nina, the Pinta and American Airlines, and I have discovered.... Ohio! Wait, there are people here already? No matter, Happy Holidays to me!

Ugly Baby There's a woman flying on a plane with her baby. And one of the other passengers starts making fun of this woman's baby, going on and on about how ugly he is. Eventually, one of the flight attendants hears this. ""Shame on you, saying such nasty things as that"" she says to the rude passenger, before turning to the woman. ""Ma'm, on behalf of American Airlines I'd like to apologize for that unpleasantness. We will give you a complementary meal for your troubles, and I'll see if I can g…