I once dated a strict Catholic from the south of Ireland I'll tell you what, you can take the girl out of Cork....

SpaceX won't be drinking Champagne tonight. Every time they pop the cork it ends up back where it started...

What did the cork say to the bottle? If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail.