SpaceX won't be drinking Champagne tonight. Every time they pop the cork it ends up back where it started...#Cork#One-Liner0🔗 Share
You mean you can actually put the cork back in a wine bottle? Hahahaa WHY!!??#Cork#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
I once dated a strict Catholic from the south of Ireland I'll tell you what, you can take the girl out of Cork....#Ireland#Cork#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
What did the cork say to the bottle? If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.#Cork#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail.#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →