I just answered two Jeopardy questions in a row. This must be what Einstein must have felt like.#Einstein#One-Liner0🔗 Share
sometimes I wonder if Einstein's friends were ever able to say "nice work, Einstein" without sounding sarcastic#Einsteins#Einstein#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
I sing like Sinatra and have the brain of Einstein. I think that's why girls call me Frankenstein.#Sinatra#Einstein#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Einstein's mother asks him ""are you happy."" Einstein replies ""relatively.""#Einsteins#Einstein#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →