[Desert island] Me: JANE! Jane: What? M: It's a boat! J: HEEEEEEEEELP! Me writing: Day 286, Jane is still scared of boats

Hot girls who complain that you can't get laid... do you live on a deserted island?

2: Where mommy? Me: Mommy's at a meeting. 2: Mommy is meat? Me: No. Well...yes, but only if we ever get stranded on an island. 2: Ok.

Let's play a game: If you were stranded forever on a desert island and had only one book of Russian literature, how would you kill yourself?