Hot girls who complain that you can't get laid... do you live on a deserted island?

2: Where mommy? Me: Mommy's at a meeting. 2: Mommy is meat? Me: No. Well...yes, but only if we ever get stranded on an island. 2: Ok.

*stranded on island* *puts message in bottle and throws it into sea* *years later gets message back* what's updog? *fist pump*

Let's play a game: If you were stranded forever on a desert island and had only one book of Russian literature, how would you kill yourself?