Frodo collected the keys to Macy's, JCPenney, McDonald's, etc. and put them on a single key ring It was one ring to rule the mall.

Amy Winehouse's final album was "recorded before her death." Thanks for the clarification.

so true story, i just mindlessly outstretched my fingers to graze the rear end of a Macy's mannequin that turned out to be a real human man

Never go shopping on an empty stomach, I just went to Macy's before dinner and ate 7 turtle necks