To a person in the US, it is anybody from the South. To somebody in the South, it is anybody in Mississippi. To a person in Mississippi it is somebody who lives in a mobile home. To somebody in MS living in a mobile home, it is a guy who drives a pickup. To a MS guy in a trailer house who drives a pickup, it is a guy who drives a pickup with a Dale Earnhart decal on it. To a MS guy in a trailer house with a decal of Dale Earnhart on his pickup, a redneck is somebody who drives around with his do…

5 Russian Jokes about Vodka #1 A Gentleman comes to the shop and asked, - Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola. After Half an hour he comes again and asked again, - Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola. After one hour he comes again and asked to the shopkeeper - Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of... of Sprite. It seems Coca-cola makes me sick! :) #2 A patient went to a doctor. Patient was suffering from insomnia, nervous breakdown and Depression. Aft…

A cop pulls over a car. He walks up, and smells a heavy weed smell. The man turns to him, and his eye are redder than a Coca-Cola can. The cop looks at him and says, "How high are you?!?!?!?" The driver responds, "He, he. No officer, it's 'Hi, How are you?'"

SOMEONE LEFT THEIR DOGS IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP -Ma'am, that's a pack of Ballpark All-Beef Franks. ITS 500 DEGREES IN THERE