Back seat drivers are all the same.. "Why we going into the woods?" "Let me out"

[Woods] SNOW WHITE: Oh, what a lovely little house! GOLDILOCKS: [in ski mask] Beat it, sister. I've been scoping this place out for weeks.

A CRAZY PERSON IN THE WOODS Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods? A: They take the psychopath.

A DEER IN THE WOODS. A little sweet old lady, told me this one. Question: What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?\ Answer: ""I will never do that again for 2 bucks?"" My reply: Ha Ha! :)