Back seat drivers are all the same.. "Why we going into the woods?" "Let me out"#Woods#One-Liner0🔗 Share
A CRAZY PERSON IN THE WOODS Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods? A: They take the psychopath.#Woods#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail.#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →