You never hear about a new ghost. "Oh yeah, this place is haunted since Jeff died last Tuesday."

Genie: I shall grant you three wis- Me: I wish my ex would fall back in love with me Genie: here's the thing Jeff, Kate's with me now...

my cousin jeff died today. sent flowers to the family with a little card saying "jeff is dead" so they know what the flowers are for

Deer: I have a proposal for you Rabbit: I'm all ears Deer: HAHA I get it, cuz of the whole big ears thing Rabbit: That's pretty hurtful Jeff