What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving? 1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

This transition of power reminds me of when my grandma turned over Thanksgiving duties to my mom and the night ended with police showing up.

I'm a show off but not drive around with Christmas lights on my car show off And that's when I realized it was a cop car

My high must be wearing off, because that cop car that pulled me over 20 minutes ago is starting to look like a house with Christmas lights.