You lied! Santa Claus is NOT real, mom! If "mom" is even your real name... [Neighbor to mom] hi Susan! *kid faints*

To use Google efficiently, write like Tarzan. "good tacos boston"

I always keep a google search for "how to find anyone, anywhere, and kill them" open on my phone in case anyone steals it.

If you're going to bother Google with a search, it is polite to type "excuse me" first.