Grading system for students in India: A - Average B - Below average C - Can't have dinner D - Don't come home F - Find a new family

Columbus: SO THIS IS INDIA Natives: actually it's no- C: HI INDIANS N: no see, we are nowhere near- C: INDIA IS FUN LETS EAT YOUR FOOD

India launched a rocket to Mars this morning. That's a heck of a place to put a call centre.

Columbus: I claim this cake for Spain. Also these Slim Jims are for Spain, too. And maybe the me: dude, that's my mom's cassero- C: Spain.