Epic Chinese Movie Translation While on vacation and downloading a DVD copy of War of the Worlds (2005) I laugh so hard from the English subtitle of what I down

All of my passwords are the names of various "Friends" characters. Except for Ross. I've never used Ross. Not after what he did to Rachel.

if a woman tells me she just wants be friends I say ok but I get to be rachel

[Post fight interview w/ boxer Joey "poor choice of words" Stevens] Joey: "I just couldn't get that guy to go down on me."