CAPTAIN AMERICA: *punches guy* Take that villain CAPTAIN BRITAIN: *punches guy* Take that guvnor CAPTAIN CANADA: *punches guy* I am so sorry

Captain America outsources much of his crime fighting to Captain India.

America is the greatest country on earth at thinking it's the greatest country on earth.

If Captain America doesn't have a pizza hidden behind his shield at all times, he isn't fighting for the America I want to live in.