I dunno but if I was a "doctor to the stars" I sure wouldn't be bragging about it these days

Therapist has suggested yoga, for a calming, alternate state of consciousness. But its to much easier just to drink.

The scariest thing about being a doctor is if you ever, even once, accidentally call it a "cooter" you're fired for life.

My main goal in life is to become a cooking show judge Mostly because I like to criticize people while I eat