Taco Bell is human Drano

That will be $6.34, and would you like to donate a dollar to the children's hospital or do you prefer being judged by a Taco Bell employee?

I gave my keys to the Taco Bell valet when I showed up and now he's nowhere to be seen.

Taco Bell is serving breakfast now. Because why wait until afternoon when you can get diarrhea first thing in the morning!TM