[1st moon landing] Mission Ctrl: Be sure to say something important & profound Neil: Ok *steps onto moon* Neil: *clears throat* I'm a vegan

Shake up a random soda pop in the company fridge today. You deserve it.

Thursday is "date night", when I force my family to eat all the expired food in our fridge.

what if all your eggs hatched and when u opened the fridge a dozen baby chicks were staring up at u like u were their mom