Matthew Broderick just became the "mare" of Sarah Jessica Parker on Horsesquare.#Matthew Broderick#Sarah Jessica Parker#One-Liner0🔗 Share
I think Sarah Jessica Parker quit the church when the minister giggled & said, "Let us bray."#Sarah Jessica Parker#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... And the bartender goes ""why the long face""#Sarah Jessica Parker#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender says, ""Hey look everybody! Sarah Jessica Parker is in the house!""#Sarah Jessica Parker#Animals#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
When Sarah Jessica Parker got married She must have had one hell of a bridle shower.#Sarah Jessica Parker#Marriage#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →