When Sarah Jessica Parker got married She must have had one hell of a bridle shower.#Sarah Jessica Parker#Marriage#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 Share
I just wish my ex-wife could look down from Heaven and see me now. But no, she's still alive.#Marriage#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Relax lady, you can quit giving me dirty evil looks. I don't want my own husband, so I sure as hell don't want yours.#Marriage#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Wife: Am I grotesque? Me: No, angel cake! Wife: Why did you call me a cake? Me: Cake is round? *runs *#Angel Cake#Marriage#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →