I think Sarah Jessica Parker quit the church when the minister giggled & said, "Let us bray."#Sarah Jessica Parker#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 Share
When Sarah Jessica Parker got married She must have had one hell of a bridle shower.#Sarah Jessica Parker#Marriage#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
It's Palm Sunday and we didn't drink the wine out of a coconut? I don't know why this church even has a suggestion box.#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
It doesn't matter if I go to church or the gym as long as I can act superior later, right?#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Using my toes to pick something up makes it hard to go to church on Sunday.#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →