Wife's photo A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock at the front door. He opens it to find two sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there is a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is married. The man replies, ""Yes, I am."" The deputy then asks if he could see a picture of the man's wife. The guy says, ""Sure..."" and gets a photo to show them. The deputy says, ""I'm sorry, sir. But it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."" The guy replies, ""I know, but she has a great p…

Funny story Years ago when I was a pizza driver we had a cop come and pick some food up just before close. This sparked a story about how a cop once saw a guy in the Taco Bell drive thru spit on his food. The guy was arrested and sentenced to 2 years in jail for tampering with his food. Our manager, a Lesbian, came out of the office and said: ""2 years for spitting on a taco?! They're gonna give me life in prison! ""

Visit from the sheriff A man was sitting at home alone when he heard a knock on the front door. There were two deputies there. He asked them if there was a problem. One of the deputies asked if he was married and if he could see a picture of his wife. The guy says ""sure "" and shows him a picture of his wife. The sheriff says, ""I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."" The guy says, "" I know, but she has a great personality, and is a good cook too.""

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger drive into the desert. Their car breaks down and the three decide to try and hike out of the desert together. However, they quickly get into an argument over who was more prepared for the situation. ""I was WAY more prepared than you!"" The ginger yells. ""I have all I need to stay rested and ready to go!"" Grabbing her backpack, she storms off into the distance. ""Oh yeah?"" Yells the brunette, ""I'm TONS more prepared than YOU! You can be as rested as you wan…