Girl, is your dad Louis Vuitton? Because you have such big bags under your eyes. Wait am I doing this right#Louis Vuitton#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 Share
"No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 18. "No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 28.#Dating#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Looking for a nice, wholesome girl I can bring home to mom. She only dates nice, wholesome girls#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →