I have Facebook like reflexes. "Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?" *throws a book and hits you right in the face*

Tim Burton could've saved a lot of money on 'The Nightmare Before Christmas' and just shown a 2016 Facebook Year in Review instead.

Remember to horrify your friends and family by testing out your tweets on Facebook today

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. Homophobia is God's way of teaching us the names of Republican governors.