In California... Did you know that in California you cannot take a picture of a woman with a basket of strawberries? ...you need a camera because strawberries do not take pictures.
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Told my boss the salary I want when I move to California. Him: so you want the moon and all the stars too? Me: and Saturn.
If Oedipus was alive today he would've killed his mother for nagging and moved to California and married his father.
Flash floods in Arizona last night. We nominate California and Texas. #ALSIceBucketChallenge
Finally realizing that Hotel California is about Twitter. "...you can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave..."
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