A panda walks into a restaurant and orders some spaghetti. The waiter is surprised but still serves his order. The panda eats the spaghetti slowly while reading a dictionary. After he is finished, he pulls out a gun, shoots the waiter and exits the restaurant. The manager is staggered by the turn of events and moves to check what the panda had left behind. He sees the open page on the dictionary and finds the following definition of 'panda': ""a large bear-like mammal with characteristic black-a…

Look it up in the dictionary A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it. After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts to walk out the door. The owner of the restaurant says, ""Hey, what are you doing? You come in here, you kill my waiter and walk away without saying a word. I don't understand."" The panda says, ""Look it up in the dictionary,"" and walks out the door. So the owner gets out a dictionary and looks under the heading ""Panda"". It rea…

An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained each dish as he brought it to the table. ""This is the breast of the duck; this the leg of the duck; this is the wing of the duck; etc."" Then came the dish that the American knew was chicken. He waited for the explanation. Silence. ""Well?"" he finally asked ""What's this?"" The waiter replied ""It's a friend of duck.""

A panda bear walks into a restaurant A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it. After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts to walk out the door. The owner of the restaurant says, “Hey, what are you doing? You come in here, you kill my waiter and walk away without saying a word. I don’t understand.” The panda says, “Look it up in the dictionary,” and walks out of the door. So the owner gets out a dictionary and looks und…